Center for Political Beauty
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”Other parties have members to distribute their flyers out of convictions. The AfD has only the Center for Political Beauty – and they do not distribute any flyer out of conviction.”
Deutschlandfunk
In the German Superwahljahr [Super Election Year] 2021, the Center for Political Beauty founded the Flyerservice Hahn: the best flyer service in Europe! Unbelievable, but true: A non-existing company with no real business address, no commercial register entry, and no tax number made the AfD an offer it just couldn’t refuse. A fictive company acquired orders worth millions. Why should a real super political party and real “Alternative” for Germany distribute flyers by hand, like all the idiots from the old-fashioned parties? The result: 85 lazy local, district, and state groups of the AfD supplied the nationwide logistics center of the new global leader of non-distribution. In the end our storage unit contained 5 million flyers. 72 tons of AfD garbage. Welcome to the Flyerservice Hahn!
The public was able to visit the AfD recycling center in the center of Berlin. Thousands of investors were happy to support a flyer service whose highest priority was the dissatisfaction of its best (and only) customer. The shareholders of the company were invited to take a unique bath in fresh Nazi propaganda, which was saved from polluting the election campaign with their help. They could experience firsthand what otherwise would have found its way into their letter boxes. In the end the garbage was taken, where it belongs—to a shredding facility. It was finally transformed into toilet paper.
Our activities:
We are the “assault gun of humanism.” The Center for Political Beauty fuses the power of fantasy with the power of history. Our operations crash into German reality at high speed. We built a Holocaust memorial commemorating six million murdered European Jews right in front of far-right German politician Björn Höcke‘s house, called for the overthrow of the dictatorship in the streets of Istanbul (in memory of the Scholl siblings), chased the notorious Dortmund Nazis with Kalashnikovs and axes, and chartered an airplane to bring 100 war refugees to Europe alive.
Wonders never cease if we just make them happen. We recovered the drowning victims of our refugee policy and buried them in Berlin for the world public to see. Being human is not negotiable for us.
On the 25th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall, we piloted two buses with 100 revolutionaries to the external border of the EU to tear it down directly. We developed 1,000 rescue platforms to combat the atrocious mass drownings in the Mediterranean and deployed the first one.
”Other parties have members to distribute their flyers out of convictions. The AfD has only the Center for Political Beauty – and they do not distribute any flyer out of conviction.”
Deutschlandfunk
In the German Superwahljahr [Super Election Year] 2021, the Center for Political Beauty founded the Flyerservice Hahn: the best flyer service in Europe! Unbelievable, but true: A non-existing company with no real business address, no commercial register entry, and no tax number made the AfD an offer it just couldn’t refuse. A fictive company acquired orders worth millions. Why should a real super political party and real “Alternative” for Germany distribute flyers by hand, like all the idiots from the old-fashioned parties? The result: 85 lazy local, district, and state groups of the AfD supplied the nationwide logistics center of the new global leader of non-distribution. In the end our storage unit contained 5 million flyers. 72 tons of AfD garbage. Welcome to the Flyerservice Hahn!
The public was able to visit the AfD recycling center in the center of Berlin. Thousands of investors were happy to support a flyer service whose highest priority was the dissatisfaction of its best (and only) customer. The shareholders of the company were invited to take a unique bath in fresh Nazi propaganda, which was saved from polluting the election campaign with their help. They could experience firsthand what otherwise would have found its way into their letter boxes. In the end the garbage was taken, where it belongs—to a shredding facility. It was finally transformed into toilet paper.
Our activities:
We are the “assault gun of humanism.” The Center for Political Beauty fuses the power of fantasy with the power of history. Our operations crash into German reality at high speed. We built a Holocaust memorial commemorating six million murdered European Jews right in front of far-right German politician Björn Höcke‘s house, called for the overthrow of the dictatorship in the streets of Istanbul (in memory of the Scholl siblings), chased the notorious Dortmund Nazis with Kalashnikovs and axes, and chartered an airplane to bring 100 war refugees to Europe alive.
Wonders never cease if we just make them happen. We recovered the drowning victims of our refugee policy and buried them in Berlin for the world public to see. Being human is not negotiable for us.
On the 25th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall, we piloted two buses with 100 revolutionaries to the external border of the EU to tear it down directly. We developed 1,000 rescue platforms to combat the atrocious mass drownings in the Mediterranean and deployed the first one.
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The Center for Political Beauty embodies a radical form of humanism. It is an assault troop that establishes moral beauty, political poetry, and human magnanimity. The Center fuses the power of fantasy with the power of history. Our fundamental conviction is that the legacy of the Holocaust is rendered void by political apathy, the rejection of refugees, and cowardice. We believe that Germany should not only learn from its history but also take action. We shape political resistance in the 21st century, arming reality with moral fantasy and the power of history. Resistance is an art that needs to hurt, irritate, and unsettle. We experiment with the laws of reality and fill the space previously occupied by public intellectuals: the moral conscience.
The Center for Political Beauty embodies a radical form of humanism. It is an assault troop that establishes moral beauty, political poetry, and human magnanimity. The Center fuses the power of fantasy with the power of history. Our fundamental conviction is that the legacy of the Holocaust is rendered void by political apathy, the rejection of refugees, and cowardice. We believe that Germany should not only learn from its history but also take action. We shape political resistance in the 21st century, arming reality with moral fantasy and the power of history. Resistance is an art that needs to hurt, irritate, and unsettle. We experiment with the laws of reality and fill the space previously occupied by public intellectuals: the moral conscience.